Yay
It seems that some people are celebrating something. Apparantly it has something to do with the birth of an annoying little baby who may or may not have existed more than two thousand years ago (nobody can really prove anything as to whether he ever lived). Assuming that he did, extremely bold claims have been made to what this kid did; those stories are not only very unrealistic, also there is no evidence whatsoever and nobody has ever really been able to explain how water is supposed to turn into wine. Not to mention it was in a period of history where anything out of the ordinary was drowned, beheaded, burned, or otherwise destroyed, sooner than you can say ‘fake’.
Next he was apparantly nailed to a cross for saying how great it would be if people would be nice to eachother for a change (there comes the drowning/beheading/burning part again). Also, a certain book claims it had something to do with paying for man’s sins, which makes no sense in an enormous number of ways. This god person is supposed to be very forgiving, so why bother caring about so-called sins? Also, he is supposed to be almighty, so whatever happens is really his responsibility; and yet you’ll suffer eternal torture for what he choose to make you do. And don’t you dare claiming people have free will according to the bible, because “do what you want, but if you don’t do as I say you’ll burn and get tortured and whatnot until the end of time” doesn’t sound like you have a whole lot of choices to me. And we can go on like this for a loooong time.
And anyway, why would I care about the birth of a baby two-thousand and eight years ago? It’s not like people will be celebrating my birth on November 27th 3019 anymore. Oh, and why does HIS birthday last two days anyway, and were did the fat red guy come in?
So in short, please excuse me for not celebrating the systematic enslavery of billions, and forgive me for not congratulating you with another year in which false history and oppression prevails against freedom.
Have a happy new year though 
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since when do years exist :/ who has proven that there even is a “year”
years are fake >.> just like like like butter!
Santa is a product of money
Well, Santa is a culmination of things(not money).
He was obviously based on Saint Nicolas, or Sinterklaas in Holland, something the name should’ve easily given away, my friends. Sinterklaas, Sintaklaas, Sintaklaus, hmm?
He was combined with Father Christmas, a rough, tough, fat old sailor with a scruffy beard, who gave Santa his appearance.
Basically, in Holland, Saint Nicolas visits us twice! We spoiled bastards!